Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
→ She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
→ "Is it mine?"

How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
→ It swells at night.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?
→ The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."

The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."

"No. Those are deer tracks."

They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:

1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag