Blonde Quickies

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
→ She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ Her blinker was on.

What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
→ The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
→ Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone.