Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
→ 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

Why do Blondes take the pill?
→ So they know what day of the week it is.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?
→ The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis." The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said "That was excellent! Let's try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth."