Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

- The water-proof towel

- Glow in the dark sunglasses

- Solar powered flashlights

- Submarine screen doors

- A book on how to read

- Inflatable dart boards

- A dictionary index

- Powdered water

- Pedal powered wheel chairs

- Water proof tea bags

- Watermelon seed sorter

- Zero proof alchohol

- Reusable ice cubes

- See through tiolet tissue

- Skinless bananas

- Do it yourself roadmap

- Helicopter ejector seat

Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked:

- What grade, miss?

- Eleventh! - she replied.

(Did I mention she was also Blonde?)

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
→ The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What do Blondes say after sex?
→ Thanks guys.
→ Are you boys all in the same band?
→ Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
→ Bucket seats.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
→ Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
→ Because they can spell it.

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus G. S. T.