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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been seen.

What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown?
→ Artificial intelligence!

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag - nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on.

One day they were driving the rugged four-wheel drive down a dirt road when a big rabbit ran in front of them and was hit by the truck. Ben pulls over and walks back to the dead rabbit. He felt terrible, but there was clearly nothing he could do for the dead creature.

His blonde partner pipes in and yells, "Waite, I have just the thing!"

She races back to the truck and begins to rifle through her beauty products. Ben watches as brushes and combs fly from the bag. Finally she races back with an aerosol can and sprays the dead rabbit with it's contents. Immediately the rabbit springs to its feet, waves goodbye, hops a few feet, pauses and waves again. The rabbit repeats this strange behavior...wave-hop-wave-hop, until it disappears over the hill.

Ben is amazed and asks, "What in the world is in that can?"

The blonde biologists says, " Duh...look at the label"

You guessed it....

"Hair Spray .... Immediately revives dead hair and creates a permanent wave"

What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
→ You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you crying?"

The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.

The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.

The next day the neighbor goes back over to the house and finds the blonde crying again.

Once again, she asks her why she was crying?

This time the blonde replies hysterically... "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"

Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
→ So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
→ Not everyone has been in a 747.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up and says "Where!?"