Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?
→ You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
→ A thought.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
→ A mental block.

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping!"

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
→ It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.