Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
→ A new version of the lawn dart's game.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
→ Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets!

- Did you take the patient's temperature?

- No. Is it missing?

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
→ She opens the car door.

Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
→ So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch manager.