The Overweight Blonde

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

- I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. - He said.

- The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

- Why, that's amazing! - the doctor said.

- Did you follow my instructions?

The blonde nodded:

- I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.

- From hunger, you mean?

- No, from skipping!