Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
→ So men can remember them.
→ So men can understand them.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
→ You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you electrocute a blonde?
→ Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ She's trying to hold on to a thought.

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.

"Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed.

"Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
→ They pull up their pants.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
→ A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do blondes like tilt steering????
→ More head room

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"