Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
→ They have to pull their own pants down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.

The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island.

The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you think we should....you know..... screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked...

"Out of what?"

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, really dumb blond, and the longer they talked the dumber he got."

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

- Did you take the patient's temperature?

- No. Is it missing?

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.