Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
→ In case they have to draw blood.

What is 61 to a blonde?
→ She wants 8 (ate) more.

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
→ Trying to put batteries in it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?
→ The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
→ She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.

"Yes."

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
→ The noise gave her a headache.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?
→ Fur traders.

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
→ 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!