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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
→ So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

Why do blondes have square boobs?
→ Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks, "Santa, will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!

I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!

I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

She takes off everything and asks, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies, "Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!

I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
→ So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
→ They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?
→ Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Hear about the blonde explorer?
→ She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Why do blondes have more fun?
→ They are easier to keep amused.

Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
→ In case they have to draw blood.