Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

How do you kill a blonde?
→ Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
→ From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
→ "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
→ Donut seeds.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
→ Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.