Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
→ She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ You don't. They're born that way.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?
→ Public access.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
→ A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
→ They are for those who don't drink!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?
→ There aren't any pictures.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
→ A brain tumor.