Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
→ Change.

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why do blondes drive VWs?
→ Because they can spell it.

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
→ Some traffic signs say stop.