Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What is eternity?
→ When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

Why do blondes wear underwear?
→ They make good ankle warmers.

What did the blonde's dentist find?
→ Teeth in the cavity.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."