Rodeo Dinosaur
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!
Random joke from this category
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
→ Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
→ Steer Wars.
- Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.
- Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
→ A carrot!
How do you know that cows will be in heaven?
→ It's a place of udder delight.