Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.

Where do milk shakes come from?
→ Nervous cows!

Where do cows like to live?
→ St. Moo-is.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
→ The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?
→ It grows a Moostache.

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!