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Elephant's Presents
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!
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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
→ Mooooory Christmas!
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
→ Dragon milk!