Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
→ He wanted her to hit the hay!

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
→ "Beeflt!"

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
→ No-eyed-deer!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

What is an octopus?
→ An eight-sided cat.

Why do black cats never shave?
→ Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!

Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
→ Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess.
The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.