Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
→ They can't hide behind billboards.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
→ Udder chaos!

What hair style is a calf's favorite?
→ The cowlick!

What do cows like to listen to?
→ Moo-sic!

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

What did the black cat say to the fish?
→ I've got a bone to pick with you!

What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
→ Eski-moos!

- I hear you take milk baths.

- That's right.

- Why?

- I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?
→ A posse cat!