Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show?
→ The evening mews!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
→ She had mittens!

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.

The woman smiled, "So what?"

The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with those women?"

The woman replied, "I also have a little dog who chases cars and buses, too."

Did you hear about the snobby cow?
→ She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
→ He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

Why does a d dog scratch himself?
→ He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
→ A sourpuss!

What do you call a tired cow?
→ Milked out!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?
→ A good jumpurr!