Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
→ Car-pets!

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
→ It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
→ It was a moth ball!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
→ Hare in your milk!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
→ A hole-y Cow!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
→ She'll cream you!

What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!