Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
→ Cold cream!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
→ Shipped beef!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
→ A cockerpoodlemoo!

What do you get from pampered cows?
→ Spoiled milk!

- Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

- No! Did he hurt the cows?

- No, he just grazed them!

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
→ An acrocat!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
→ You're the purrfect cat for me!