Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do tomcats fight?
→ Because they like raising a stink!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
→ To get to the Milky Way!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
→ A tail pail!

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
→ Ride on the roller cowster.

What do you call it when a cat stops?
→ A paws!

What's every cat's favorite song?
→ Three Blind Mice!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
→ It's meow-sic to their ears!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
→ In his beef case!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
→ "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo"

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!