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Cow Introductions
What do cows do when they're introduced?
→ They give each other a milk shake!
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What do cows do when they're introduced?
→ They give each other a milk shake!
- Pa's being chased by a bull!
- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
- Get me some film for my camera!
How do bulls drive their cars?
→ They steer them!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
→ Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
→ They were very impressed!
What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!
What's a cat's second favorite food?
→ Spa-catti!
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
→ A first-aid kit!
Where do cats write down notes?
→ Scratch Paper!