Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
→ A bad mood!

On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
→ Catch.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
→ Ground Beef

What did one dairy cow say to another?
→ Got milk?

Why couldn't the cat speak?
→ The dog taped his mouth.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
→ Carpet!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?
→ Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!