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Cow Advice
What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
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What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
→ To the calf-ateria!
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.
What do cows get when they are sick?
→ Hay Fever
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
→ Milk and quackers!
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
→ Because her children were not very bright.
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!