Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
→ She was pasteurized!

- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

- Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"

Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
→ Because she was a plant eater!

- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
→ A bull pull!

What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?
→ A Doberman fincher!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why are cows made for dancing?
→ They're all born hoofers!