Broken Car
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
→ A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
→ A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
→ A molar bear
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
→ Steer phones!
What goes oo ooo oooo?
→ A cow with no lips.
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him
What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!