Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?
→ Helicowpters and Bulloons.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
→ Take all the matches out first!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
→ Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
→ Cowboom!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
→ Ground round!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
→ A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
→ Jockey and Jill!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
→ That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.