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What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!
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What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!
Why do cats chase birds?
→ For a lark!
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
→ Because she wanted to mail a litter.
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
→ A dinosnore!
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
→ Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
→ Lap-top!