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What is the definition of "moon"?
→ The past tense of "moo"!
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What is the definition of "moon"?
→ The past tense of "moo"!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
→ Sir Loin!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
→ A caterpillow!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
→ Fiddler on the hoof!
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
→ In the cow-boose.
What did the snake say when another asked him the time?
→ Don't asp me!
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
→ A cud thud!
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
→ Roost beef!