Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?
→ The conga!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
→ Catsup!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Chicken's day off!

Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
→ Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
→ Because he was often scratched!

What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
→ Pre-tanned leather.