Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.

"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
→ An a-cat-emy award.

A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.'
The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?
→ Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
→ There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!

What South American dance do cows like to do?
→ The Rump-a