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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar.

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on.. The guy was telling her, Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot.. I just want to take my saddle off of him!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
→ A merry dairy!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?
→ Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
→ Collect unemployment insurance!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!