Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
→ When the door is open!

What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.

I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud:

- I wonder why?

The blonde replied:

- Must be because the oil would suffocate them.

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.

What do you give a sick snake?
→ Asp-rin!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.

Who is a bee's favourite painter?
→ Pablo Beecasso!

Who writes books for little bees?
→ Bee-trix Potter!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
→ SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
→ It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!