Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.

Why do the elephants have short tails?
→ Because they can't remember long stories!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
→ Fi-Do!

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
→ Eat out.

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
→ The swallow.

Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

- Mama! - yelled the boy.

- A gator jus' bit off mah foot!

- Which one? - called his mother from inside the cabin.

- How the hell should Ah know?! - he shrieked.

- They all look alike to me!

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
→ He couldn't find a BP station!

What do you call a snake that informs the police?
→ A grass snake!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!