Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
→ It has a blue light!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What goes zzub, zzub?
→ A bee flying backwards!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
→ A hoarse horse!

How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!

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What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!

What happened to the lost cattle?
→ Nobody's herd.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!

The teacher came up with a good problem.

- Suppose, there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left? - she asked the second-graders.

- None - answered little Norman.

- None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.

- Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!