Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?
→ "Decafinated"

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leading a kangaroo.

- I'm worried about my husband, doctor - she said.

- He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo!

What do you call two spiders who just got married?
→ Newlywebs.

What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
→ They're always switching their tails!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?
→ Two bits!

What disease do horses fear most?
→ Hay Fever!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.