Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

What do elephants sing at christmas?
→ Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

How can you make a basset hound fast?
→ Take away its food!

What's a snake's favourite food?
→ Hiss Cakes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get away from the bagpipe recital.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!