Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
→ Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
→ In the bridle suite!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
→ A tale of whoa!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
→ A Perch!

Who lost a herd of elephants?
→ Big bo peep

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
→ Smelly beans!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in trees!