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Dog on Muddy Road
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
→ A mutt in a rut!
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Happy Lassie
What do you call a happy Lassie?
→ A jolly collie!
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Cat's Bath
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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Dog With No Legs
What do you call a dog with no legs?
→ It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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Monster Babies
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
→ Cranes.
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Lovesick Owls
What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?
→ Too-wet-to-woo.
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No Eggs
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!
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Weakest Animal
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
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Dog's Favorite Flower
What is a dogs favourite flower?
→ Anything in your garden!
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Why Dogs Wag
Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ Because no one else will do it for them!