Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!

What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
→ Out of the way!

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!

What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!

How do sheep sign their e-mails?
→ Ewes sincerely.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
→ Yankee poodle!

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
→ With a track-tor!