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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!

What dog is always tired in London?
→ An English sleep dog.

What did the dog say to the pig?
→ You are just a bore.

What did the dog do with the history professor?
→ They got together and talked over old times.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

What kind of bunny drinks coffee?
→ Mugs bunny!

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
→ Because they had a crush on each other!

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said:

- Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said:

- Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away.

The third said:

- I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
→ Overstuffed.