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Chorus Girls and Barge Horses
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!
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Elephant Crossed With Yeti
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
→ A jumbo yeti.
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Elephant Essay
- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.
- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..
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Dog or Tiger
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
→ I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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Puppy On Sandpaper
What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
→ RUFF!
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Let Me Through
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.
A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly:
- Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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The Moose Costume
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said:
- OK, lets get out and get him!
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts:
- THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!
The front guy says:
- Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!
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Baboon Phone Calls
How does a baboon make phone calls?
→ He just monkeys around on the line!
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Moral Of Jonah
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
→ You can't keep a good man down!
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Fast-Food Rabbit
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.