Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
→ An antphibian.

Who is the bees favourite pop group?
→ The bee gees!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
→ He's bee-witched!

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!