Random joke from this category
An actor went to see a new agent one day and said:
- You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.
So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk.
- So you do bird impressions - said the agent:
- what else can you do?
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
→ A flat mate.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
→ Queen Kong.
What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
What TV station do bees watch?
→ Bee bee c one!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
→ A seahorse!
