Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is a horse's favourite sport?
→ Stable tennis!

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
→ A very large bedroom.

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
→ "Rough rough".

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
→ Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
→ So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
→ From chasing cars.

Which bird is always out of breath?
→ A puffin!