Elephant Climbs A Tree
How does an elephant go up a tree?
→ It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
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How does an elephant go up a tree?
→ It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
→ Elephanta Claus!
Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
→ Get a small hankie!
What followed the dinosaur?
→ It's tail!
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
→ An encownter group.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
→ Hop rods.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
→ A harenet.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
→ Unsightly facial hare!
There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
→ The frog's probably on its way to a gig.